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Brooklyn Demos

by Rob Getzschman

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1.
This place makes me sick When I'm not lovin' it Like every day here is a chance to forget about good Everything that's good White Castle pads my feed Waste paper lines these streets Like every day here is the day after some parade Some bland parade And I'm done up in braids With a sash to match my scowl And a rash to match my howl But I won't be back to shop your dollar stores Cuz this place just doesn't feel like home anymore I worked the pedals but I didn't steer And that's how I found myself here Not far from where I aimed, but far enough Just far enough I tell myself these wise words, lad It's just different, it's not bad But I believe that like this is all some charade Some grand charade [Chorus] Well I figure it's high time to leave But I ain't got the ways or means So I'm grabbin' at straws for some alternative plan Some master plan I don't wanna break anybody's back And the camel's lookin' mighty stacked But I'm hopin' I can just hitch a ride for the promenade [Chorus] No this place just doesn't feel like home anymore
2.
By the time I leave, I wear a coat of smoke And I walk back all alone While the neighborhood sleeps I can hear my feet Slowly carry me to my home The signals flash back from green to red As I pass through the pools of light Dwarfed by the Brooklyn Union gas tanks Sittin' in the silence of a Tuesday night But when I finally get back to my room Where nobody goes It's just good to feel the night wind blow And I'm starin' at the edge of the moon WIth a distant hope That I might be leavin' soon I kick rocks to amuse myself And beatbox just to pass the time Cuz this long road home is hot and slow And nobody's at the end of the line I woke up seventeen hours ago No further from where I am And a woeful day of work and a night on the town Hasn't helped me to understand But when I finally get back to my room And take off my clothes It's just good to feel the night wind blow And I'm standin' on the edge of the moon WIth a distant hope That I might be leavin' soon I'm just waitin' to get out of here And I've waited for a reason to stay And it's that much further that I have to return The further I go to get away But when I finally get back to my room And take off my clothes It's just good to feel the night wind blow And I'm standin' on the edge of the moon WIth a distant hope That I might be leavin' soon
3.
It's lookin' like it's you and me again Sunshine and rain playin' friends But let's not throw the bathwater Out with the baby, baby you can eat the last Otter Pop Again I guess it's just me and you again Base and acid tryin' to make amends But let's not jump the gun and gun the infidels down Until they've had a fair trial, a paper heart and a cigar On the town But I guess it's just you and me Like Sundance and Cassidy Singin' que sera sera sera will be Singin' que sera sera sera will be It's lookin' like it's you and me again Old school and the latest trend But let's embrace the differences between us Cuz between us there's at least a dollar twenty-five and change To spend I guess it's just me and you again Dr. Doom and Spider-Man and friends Look not as enemies would look, not as enemies but look At the ground and at the sky, and at the ground And back again [Chorus] But you don't have to wind a minor chord Around this neck of the woods To see that something in Denmark isn't any good But anything and everything that happens has to resolve Just sure as As the World Turns and the Days of Our Lives Like amoebas through the hourglass evolve [Chorus]
4.
I resigned this morning I won't be held responsible for everything they've done And I declined this morning To issue out some statement patronizing everyone I am not going anywhere, but I'll be sitting on some distant beach Right here in front of you, I'll just be hard to reach Cuz sweet, harmless insanity Has planned for me to join the ranks And I believe this pointless profanity Of swimming back and forth between the banks Of right and wrong Will soon be gone And I resigned this morning I won't play commissioner to all their petty deals And I defined this morning A new plan to remove myself from all these spinning wheels Of faithless, waste anxiety and everything unreal That stares me in the face to make believe that the truth has been repealed [Chorus] And we are all projectiles moving by the sheer velocity Of everything we've stored inside our heads And as projectiles come and go I see some tread upon And drag behind them tattered souls of no intention To unconsidered, unseen destinations [Chorus]
5.
I'm riding cavalry in some confusing war Where guerilla tactics don't work anymore I've got a saber, they've got semi-automatics And I've got odds akin to Crispus Attucks Ooh, la; ooh la la la la la la And warm grey clouds have got me Thinkin' it's gonna pour But I won't be thrown from this horse Though he kicks beneath me And my saddle is slick beneath me I won't be thrown from this horse Skirmishes have broken on the front And I can see a million fires at once Tracers cross the sky like stars in motion Desperation faith like baby lotion Ooh, la; ooh la la la la la la [Chorus] Runners, take your marks Marksmen, take your aim Shepherds hear the barks Spectators complain But rainbows in a lightning storm are strange Though I've seen crazier things in firing range Crayolas stretch from atom cloud to cloud Never such a victory quite so well endowed Ooh, la; oh so well endowed in doubt [Chorus] Though the saddle is slick And oh, the motherfucker kicks I won't be thrown from this horse
6.
Let's just chalk this up as one more minute gone Passed fleeting to the next Neither of us bother none to even ask what's wrong And another moment passes to the next Though it sits like an '82 ZX I can read you like a banner headline in the Times From one front page story to the next But when it comes to reading features buried on D-9 It seems that I just can't make out the text And another moment passes to the next So when I finally do hear all the thoughts that you've got going Like as not, it's something I suspect The operator comes on and says she needs a coin And another moment passes to the next And I don't know if I should bother with the coin And am I just forever bound along these lines To sit without a paddle in the swell I guess at least I will have loved my share of times And if I got hurt, oh well But I won't quantify my pain to see how much I care Cuz rationale is not emotion's friend And I have found dispair is just some lonesome breath of air And I'll just exhale and breathe again I will just exhale and breathe again And am I just forever bound along these lines To sit without a paddle in the swell I guess at least I will have loved my share of times And if I got hurt, oh well But I won't chalk this up as one more minute gone Passed fleeting to the next I'll fight the thought that anything is fleeting til it's gone And maybe then suspend this bitterness Because every moment passes to the next
7.
With every flicker in the candle flame I see her dance and call her name And feel her with me, miles away She isn't far, she isn't gone And for the light before the dawn I am just waiting She speaks in a different tongue to me I hear with a different ear but we Know that what will be will be A goddess in the world in love with me A favored fate, for I with she And we know what will be will be And in my mind she stands A Michelangelo or Rodin Sculpted by a master hand She's all I know as a picture of perfection Framed by the sky and shining my direction And what remains to be said When all other paths are misled Except the one that finds her at the end And I've walked them and found her And I'm not leaving without her Because all my thoughts revolve around her I got hiccups and daydreams And maybe it might seem Like I'm not even listening But it's only cuz she's been In my head all mornin' And I won't let anything else in And in my mind she stands A Michelangelo or Rodin Sculpted by a master hand She's all I know as a picture of perfection Framed by the sky and shining my direction And in my mind she stands A Michelangelo or Rodin Sculpted by a master hand
8.
This guy lies on the concrete Whatever the wail may be he Repeats himself, "Somebody help me "Oh god, somebody help me." Prone beside the Chase-Manhattan Automated Teller Machine he lies Face to the ground and palm to the sky Why recognize that his torments Are more performance than pain Which cease when he has a newspaper And reads like a man on his living room floor Before returning to the lie Face to the ground and palm to the sky
9.
Prophecies will profit, ringing vague Loose predictions ever center stage But the Queen will come And then what are you gonna do? The Queen will come And all things old will become new And just thus, bid adieu Timeless misperceptions never cease Until the breaking change of reigning peace But the Queen will come And then what are you gonna do? The Queen will come And all things old will become new And just thus, bid adieu
10.
Crack, heroin and heartbreak And other trials that are cast in your way If these are things that you need to see like me Well I hope you're as lucky I always wanted to get down there Down where the feet of the righteous don't tread A hero's journey that leads through the sewer What on earth attracts us to her? As a child in the Catholic Church They told me god would forgive my worst Thought that sounded like a pretty good deal I'll be back, I gotta check on some evil And I found crack, heroin and heartbreak And other shadows overcasting my day If these are things that you need to see like me Well I hope you're as lucky
11.
Sometimes I wanna go far away, far away Where all my skies ain't the same dirty cast of gray Sometimes I wanna turn around, turn around Just hoping that I'm never gonna be found But I'm just here to entertain you tonight And I tried to live, and I tried to die But I'm still here and only god knows why But I just wanna run away and hide Sometimes I get so scared, so scared And everything I know just seems to vanish into thin air I'm running out of luck, can't you help me up I'm only laughing 'cause I don't care [Chorus] Well the poetry gets so bad and the music gets so much worse I think I'll go drinking and driving because you know it couldn't hurt I'm a product of your society and that's just how they're gonna try me Thank you but I think I've had my fill [Chorus] I guess I'm gonna see you all tonight But I just wanna run away and hide
12.
Seattle 03:05
Fighting for survival is such a boring battle Gonna pack up all my things I'm gonna drive out to Seattle Where the used record stores have much better prices But I don't have a car and I don't have a license Should I take another trip to the DMV Get another learner's permit with a picture of me I'll put it in my wallet along with my four dollars And the condom that's still in there that is probably expired I'd leave home for New York but New York is where I'm from I'm just looking for a way to feel my life has begun Living in the city and I'm working like a walrus Man but I don't need your money man I'm gonna be an artist And I'm feeling like I'm gonna do whatever I feel like inside Put it out on paper and I hope that people buy it And my only minor worry is how to pay the rent But that won't even matter when I lose apartment Then I'll really have no worries, I'll be just like a cassette That you tape all the tabs up to put something new on it And when I press record god only knows what I will be And if there is no god then it's a better mystery Fighting for survival and I guess I must be winning And my story is so long I can't remember the beginning Am I an optimist or am I a pessimist If I see the half full / half empty glass as half full Of nothingness
13.
Lay me down and die, by golly Lay me down and die I once wondered long about Why some men long to die Now I, enshrouded by this doubt Know why Hand me down my banjo, Tommy Hand me down my stein I once said that death was one drink I would never try And now, but parched upon the brink Stand I Send me down and angel, Jesus Send me down some sign I haven't come across this land To close a bitter eye Surrender all my plans and die Hand me down my banjo, Tommy Hand me down my stein I once said that death was one drink I would never try And now, but parched upon the brink Stand I Lay me down and die, by golly Lay me down and die I once wondered long about Why some men long to die Now I, enshrouded by this doubt Know why
14.
You were knowcked out in a cheap, new suit With a sucker punch fit to execute But everybody's bound to get beat down Every now and again So don't believe the hype, my friend You are gonna take home the belt And you are gonna be made the champion Who made himself And I've got a feelin' that's how It's all supposed to happen, my friend, so now It's only a day before the title bout And you're gonna win Everybody wants to see the chump du jour Get floored by the publick paramour But everything great seems to take place In spite of the fact So don't believe their circus act The likes of you can't be bound But the gods are gonna figure out who stole their fire When that bell finally sounds And I've got a feelin' that's how It's all supposed to happen, my friend, so now It's only a day before the title bout And you're gonna win But Mohammed Ali could sting like a bee And the force of your swing Is gonna knock down a century And all the underdogs bay in various shades Of four-part harmony To the long-lost chords and salvation strains Of a brand new victory theme And I've got a feelin' that's how It's all supposed to happen, my friend, so now It's only a day before the title bout And you're gonna win
15.
Blackjack was never my game I tell you blackjack was never my game I could skin any sucker at gin But just the same Blackjack was never really my game But good Lord, just gimme the chance to change I lived in Brooklyn, and it wasn't that bad I've lived in Brooklyn, and it wasn't all that bad I couldn't tell you much about Baton Rouge Or Birmingham But I tell you Brooklyn really isn't all that bad But them times in St. Louis was the best I ever had I never kissed a woman I didn't love I tell you I never kissed a woman I didn't love And I've known some women like vultures And some like doves But I say I never kissed a woman I didn't love But I've loved so many women if I only loved one Blackjack was never my game I tell you blackjack was never my game I could skin any sucker at gin But just the same Blackjack was never really my game But good Lord, just gimme the chance to change

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Rob Getzschman's third album is an extended set of demos influenced by the antifolk community he discovered while living in New York City. The songs were written in Brooklyn, recorded on a Radio Shack cassette recorder and distributed initially on tape cassette. The songs include three covers of songs written by antifolk artists Mike iLL, Joie Dead Blonde Girlfriend, and Jeffrey Lewis.

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released January 15, 2002

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Rob Getzschman Los Angeles, California

Rob Getzschman is a singer-songwriter and producer from Omaha living in Los Angeles. He was previously front man for DC-based Analog Jetpack, played bass for LA's Highland Hawks and writes and produces music for Mighty Good Road. www.mightygoodroad.com

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